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I'm a stand-up comic / Simi retired bodyguard. I want to find Romance love and laughter with a romantic attractive compassionate woman. I'm very warm and caring but I don't stand for bullshit. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I want to build the last loving relationship that will last and and be beneficial to both me and the woman I find. I love to cuddle under the blankets on a cold rainy night and watch horror films while eating Chinese take out with the love of my life. If this sounds good to you please feel free to contact me. I love curvy women and I am the ultimate Buttman. I am I am definitely looking for someone to love not only ****ally but very romantically as well. This may sound hard and harsh in a way but I do not be F***ed over again. I am I am very loving and supporting. Although it does not sound like it from this description so far. LOL I am looking for someone to grow together with in create a life for both of us that we can share together. I am very caring and nurturing and willing to encourage you in all of your endeavors that you wish to achieve for yourself in life. I am just looking for love ultimately. But like all of us I have not had much success. Hopefully that's going to change now. If you want a better life buy a supporting loving companion then message me. If you are a game player Thor user Move Along I've had enough of those before and can spot them and will no longer tolerate them. I can offer you love happiness contentment fulfillment. I am an experienced lover and make it my obsession to satisfy my partner in every aspect of our relationship. If you're serious about finding your last relationship finding happiness and the joy that you seek let's see if we have that together. Let's see if we have chemistry. I hope to hear from you soon!

Capricornio

Ancho

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Marrones

Caucásico

Divorciado

No

No estoy seguro

Ojos

Tatuado/a por todas partes, Tatuaje visible

Calvo

No

Algo de Universidad

Auto Empleo

Entretenimiento / Media

Comic

Solo/a

Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente

No

No

El Cómico de la clase

Cómico

Familia, Cenar, Hacer ejercicio, Leer, Artes y Manualidades, Aprender, Televisión, Películas, Internet, Teatro, Cocinar, Apuestas

Salir con amigos, Ir de compras, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Leer un Libro, Televisión, Ir a un Museo

Going somewhere relaxed so that we could get to know each other perhaps coffee or dinner.

Lots of stuff.

Amistoso, Obsceno, Bobo

Otros

Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Payasadas, Obsceno

Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Dramas, Comedias de Situación, Películas, Deportes, Reposiciones

Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Romance, Drama , Documentales, Animación, Horror, Suspense, Soy Actor/Actriz de películas

Rock, Metal, Pop, Clásica

Antiguedades, Cómics, Ficción, Horror, Humor, Educativos, Filosofía, Erótica, Sobrenatural

To find someone special and to do something that we both would enjoy. Or make it a special day and take her somewhere she would really like to go unexpectedly.

Ingenio, Rarezas, Audacia, Sensibilidad, Empatía, Humor, Buena Imagen, Detallista, Inteligencia, Pasividad

Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido, Otros