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Ink-ed Comic looking love and laughter!
Age 58 From Glendale, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a stand-up comic / Simi retired bodyguard. I want to find Romance love and laughter with a romantic attractive compassionate woman. I'm very warm and caring but I don't stand for bullshit. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I want to build the last loving relationship that will last and and be beneficial to both me and the woman I find. I love to cuddle under the blankets on a cold rainy night and watch horror films while eating Chinese take out with the love of my life. If this sounds good to you please feel free to contact me. I love curvy women and I am the ultimate Buttman. I am I am definitely looking for someone to love not only ****ally but very romantically as well. This may sound hard and harsh in a way but I do not be F***ed over again. I am I am very loving and supporting. Although it does not sound like it from this description so far. LOL I am looking for someone to grow together with in create a life for both of us that we can share together. I am very caring and nurturing and willing to encourage you in all of your endeavors that you wish to achieve for yourself in life. I am just looking for love ultimately. But like all of us I have not had much success. Hopefully that's going to change now. If you want a better life buy a supporting loving companion then message me. If you are a game player Thor user Move Along I've had enough of those before and can spot them and will no longer tolerate them. I can offer you love happiness contentment fulfillment. I am an experienced lover and make it my obsession to satisfy my partner in every aspect of our relationship. If you're serious about finding your last relationship finding happiness and the joy that you seek let's see if we have that together. Let's see if we have chemistry. I hope to hear from you soon!
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Bald
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Comic
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Cooking, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going somewhere relaxed so that we could get to know each other perhaps coffee or dinner.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Lots of stuff.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Philosophy, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
To find someone special and to do something that we both would enjoy. Or make it a special day and take her somewhere she would really like to go unexpectedly.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed, Other
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